"I wish to report that tiles are missing from the roof of the outside toilet and I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off"


"Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now it is in three pieces"


"The lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand ?"


"This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broken and we can't get BBC2"


"The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared"


"Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink"


"I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would be pleased if you could do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me every night"


"I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off"


"I want to complain about the farmer across the road - every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's getting too much"


"Their 18 year old son is continuously banging his balls against my fence"


"I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage"


"The man next door has a large erection in the back garden - which is unsightly and dangerous"


"Our kitchen floor is damp.  We have two children and would like a third so will you please send someone around to do something about it"


"Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant"


"Please send a man with clean tools to finish the job and satisfy the wife"


"I have had the Clerk of the Works down on the floor six times, but still have no satisfaction"


"I am writing on behalf of my sink which is coming away from the wall"

 

 

Do YOU know of any that I've missed off ??? 

( I do still have LOADS MORE - yet to include )

BUT if YOU have any Ideas OR Content for my site . . .  

 

 

 

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