An Italian policeman,  pulled a car over and told the driver that,  because he had been wearing his seat belt he had just won 50 000 Euros,  in a Country wide safety competition. 

"What are you going to do with your cash ?" asked the traffic cop.

"Oh, don't listen to him" yelled a woman in the passenger seat.

"He always tries to be smart when he's drunk"

This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned,

"I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car"

At that moment there was a knock from the boot  ( trunk )  and a voice said ...

"Are we ova the border yet ?"