Why did the chicken cross the road ???

 

SAEED AL SAHAF - ( Former Iraqi Head of Information )

"The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken."

 

GEORGE W BUSH

"We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground."

 

COLIN POWELL

"Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road."

 

TONY BLAIR

"I agree with George."

 

HANS BLIX

"We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road."

 

DR SEUSS

"Did the chicken cross the road?

Did he cross it with a toad?

Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told."

 

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR

"I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross

roads without having their motives called into question."

 

GRANDPA

"In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.

Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough."

 

JOHN LENNON

"Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together in peace."

 

ARISTOTLE

"It is the nature of chickens to cross the road."

 

KARL MARX

"It was an historic inevitability."

 

RONALD REAGAN

"What chicken ?"

 

SIGMUND FREUD

"The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity."

 

BILL GATES

"eChicken2007 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer 07 is an integral part of eChicken. All money from eChicken IS MINE !"

 

ALBERT EINSTEIN

"Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken ?"

 

BILL CLINTON

"What is your definition of chicken ?"

 

THE BIBLE

"And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD.

And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was much rejoicing."

 

COLONEL SANDERS

"Did I miss one ?"

 

 

 

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