One day a woman, pregnant with triplets, is walking down a street when a gun fight breaks out & she is hit by 3 bullets in the stomach. She & the babies are fine !!!
 
12 years later the first son looks worried & his mum asks what's up? "I've just s#it a bullet" he said - so she explains what happened 12 years ago.
 
 Later that day the second son turns to his mum & says "I've just s#it a bullet ...". His mum replies " ... you too ?" & then proceeds to tell him the story of the shooting.
 
Finally the 3rd son walks in looking really worried. His mum says "...don't tell me - you just s#it a bullet ?"  "No" he replies "I was having a pee & I shot the dog !"

 

 

 

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