Harry and his wife, Sadie are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker.

She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."

Sadie's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How much?"

"A hundred dollars," she smiles.

He says, "Damn! All I've got is thirty."

She says, "Hold on." Sadie runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get for thirty dollars?"

Harry says, "A handjob."

She runs back and tells the guy, all he gets for thirty dollars is a handjob.

Sadie gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply huge penis.

She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "Hold on."

She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"

 

 

 

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